Spiral date: April 6th, 2016
Spiral News has an exclusive story on panicked reports we have been receiving from Gobbler Scavengers located in Colossus Boulevard. The frightened munchers have eyewitness accounts of a massive influx of wizards into their street and there have been substantiated reports of terrifying new spells and incredible amounts of damage dealt by these rampaging beasts that seem to be at the beck and call of the new witches and wizards.
Our producers contacted Headmaster Merle Ambrose and he firmly directed us to restrict our source gathering from one Aegon Statz. This reporter tracked down Aegon Statz of the “Gravulum Order” in Ravenwood by the girl’s dorms but all he would comment on was some very confusing statistics about “Pekuliarities and Pekrons”. I asked him to explain what Pekroms were and he replied, and I quote: “Why, they’re invisible micromagic particles that exist and don’t exist at the same time!” He only admitted to asking students to gather readings for him and then wandered off muttering something about the hoped success of daily readings from said students.
It is unknown whether these attacks or “readings” will be affecting further areas of The Spiral but we will be continuing our investigation of this unprecedented phenomenon.
Just in: We have been receiving reports of strange new fish taking over the waterways of Zafaira.
More news and details will be broadcast as reports develop. For the latest updates in our news gathering please click this link for all your Spiral News Updates on this fateful day that Gobbler Scavengers will never forget.
Blessings and giggles on your day